Keep #Juddmentum going!

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/200242435434098689
So, remember that time Barack Obama lost one out of every three votes to a convicted felon in the W. Va. Democratic primary? Looks like our president has a bona fide opponent! And now that #Juddmentum is in full swing, Federal Inmate No. 11593-051 is gonna need to focus on honing his campaign platform.

Leave it to our favorite evil genius to help get him started.

An hour of extra time in the exercise yard / free infirmary care for all #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Safe, sensible shiv control. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Keep government out of our conjugal visit trailers! #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

A man with unshakable convictions. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

A chicken in every pot, and a file in every cake. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Recommended by 2 out 3 Illinois ex-governors. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

FORWARD – single file #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

A Tunnel to the 21st Century #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Every time he kills a terrorist, he will get another teardrop tattoo. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

He will negotiate a multilateral peace between the Crips, Latin Kings and Aryan Brotherhood. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Sledgehammer-ready projects. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

And, because that’s just the kind of man he is, Mr. Burge has inspired a host of others to rally to Keith Judd’s cause:

Returning currency to the Marlboro Red standard. #VoteInmate11593051 cc @iowahawkblog

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) May 9, 2012

My nomination is locked up, and so am I. #VoteInmate11593051

— Emile Husson (@emile_husson) May 9, 2012

#VoteInmate11593051 I won't be taking 17 vacations during a recession

— ← scoπ's †wεε† 1776 (@imstudwel) May 9, 2012

Are you better off now than you were 7 1/2 to 15 years ago? #VoteInmate11593051 #Juddmentum

— Kimberly C (@conkc2) May 9, 2012

Hope and chains. #VoteInmate11593051

— NeoKong (@The_NeoKong) May 9, 2012

#VoteInmate11593051 Hey, at least his extortion is aboveboard.

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/llondo/status/200249120336777216

Yay for crowdsourcing!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/09/keep-juddmentum-going-voteinmate11593051/

Got Milk?

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Gorgeous Steampunk Laptop

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Newt senior adviser: hey, how about a Gingrich-Santorum ticket?

http://twitter.com/#!/jmartpolitico/status/179913614705176577
Politico:

In a sign that Gingrich is increasingly out of options, a senior adviser to his campaign began floating the idea of a fusion ticket between the two remaining Romney alternatives.

“Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum would make a powerful team against Barack Obama,” wrote the adviser in an email.

Two days ago: A Gingrich-Perry pre-convention ticket?

Enough already.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/14/newt-senior-adviser-hey-how-about-a-gingrich-santorum-ticket/

Such A Beautiful Animal

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Shark Nato…

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Now My Childhood Feels Like A Major Fail…

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‘My irony meter just melted’: Dude, Tommy Vietor had a ‘lotta nerve’ to say this

Dude. Dude.

Former Obama NatSec spokesman Tommy Vietor really stepped in it yesterday:

Not one of your brightest moments, Tommy Boy.

No kidding. He was practically begging to be smacked around for that one.

And tweeters were only too happy to oblige:

It’s been fun, Tommy. We’re sure we’ll see you again real soon.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2015/11/06/my-irony-meter-just-melted-dude-tommy-vietor-had-a-lotta-nerve-to-say-this/

Video: Obama voter says murdered US ambassador to Libya ‘had it coming’

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/251409377695776770
Viral videos of Dems reveling in their ignorance have turned September into humiliation-palooza for the Left.

We saw an Obama banshee screeching about her Obama phone and heard from Obama voters who don’t realize Osama bin Laden is dead. And now, an “eat the rich” Obama supporter in Ohio proudly tells an interviewer Mitt Romney will raise taxes on the middle class and Ambassador Chris Stevens “probably had it coming.”

The choom is strong with this one. The morals? Not so much.

My lord,the stupid is strong in the left http://t.co/vwkUGJUM

— Darby Mellish (@djkm_45) September 28, 2012

Brain dead. We are doomed. http://t.co/qacu9sMA Liberal morons. This country is so screwed with doltz like this.

— Kelly (@KLSouth) September 27, 2012

@hale_razor I'm sure 'free phone' comment was totally taken outta context- like the guy who sez Ambassdor had it coming http://t.co/bBkfPcLw

— The Cracker Emcee (@Fenway_Nation) September 27, 2012

A sad look into the empty, fact devoid "Hopium" addicted mind of the @BarackObama supporter http://t.co/YoxYPseU #tcot #teaparty #gop

— C. Steven Tucker (@CSteven) September 27, 2012

If they were smart, self-professed Obama supporters would stop talking on camera. If they were smart.

Don’t ever change, guys.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/28/viral-video-obama-supporter-says-murdered-us-ambassador-to-libya-had-it-coming/

Our Cat Wakes Us Up By Yelling In Our Face And

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