Wut. RT @HuffPostPol: Welcome to the team, @DonteStallworth! Donte will be joining HuffPost as a politics fellow covering national security
— Zach Mentz (@ZachMentz) September 4, 2014
Ever feel like you’re being punked?
Pretty psyched, @DonteStallworth is joining HuffPost as a Politics Fellow covering national security
— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) September 4, 2014
This is a joke right?
Seriously.
NO WAY 9/11 was carried out by "dying" Bin Laden, 19 men who couldn't fly a damn kite. STILL have NO EVIDENCE Osama was connected, like Iraq
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) July 20, 2009
No. Seriously.
“Politics fellow covering national security.”
Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrr @ ppl who actually believe a plane hit the pentagon on 9/11… hole woulda been ASTRONOMICALLY bigger, God bless lost lives
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) July 20, 2009
This may be the most unexplainable personnel decision since the Yankees hired George Costanza.
If it's ok for O'Reilly to say, "Muslims killed us on 9/11" then it can also be said Christians killed us during the Oklahoma City bombings
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) October 15, 2010
But it nonetheless appears to be true.
.@dontestallworth Welcome aboard! We're so excited to have you here.
— Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) September 3, 2014
Any plans on hiring Alex Jones? @ariannahuff
— Gus (@Gus_802) September 4, 2014
http://twitter.com/#!/timmarchman/status/507357349959319552
Of course, most of Twitter responded to the news with utmost seriousness.
#NewHuffPoHires Ray Nagin, Head of Emergency Response
— John Wehrle (@jwehrle) September 4, 2014
Hank Johnson, geological expert #NewHuffPoHires
— Angela Nelson (@angelaisms) September 4, 2014
Nah. Dahmer would be a Salon hire. RT @Popehat: #NewHuffPoHires Jeffrey Dahmer as a nutrition columnist
— K Smith (@K_Smith_MI) September 4, 2014
Al Sharpton: Being Good Of, Good At Redding Thinks. Things. … Reading. #NewHuffPoHires
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) September 4, 2014
#NewHuffPoHires Science Correspondent: pic.twitter.com/UPOKwYDwGY
— Kevin (@Crevek) September 4, 2014
Heh.
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