As a young man in Wisconsin, Scott Walker once passed someone without saying "Good morning." #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) February 25, 2014
The headline in the Huffington Post — “Scott Walker Caught Breaking Campaign Rules While Running For College President In 1988″ — pretty much lets you know not to waste time reading too much further. The Daily Beast has already looked into the color of Ted Cruz’s bathrobe in college, and now it’s Scott Walker’s turn for a comprehensive investigation. Vetting of Barack Obama will have to wait just a few years longer.
While the Huffington Post continues its investigation, tweeters wonder what’s next to come in #HuffPoWalkerScandals.
@irishspy In October 1993 in Green Bay Scott Walker left a waitress a 13.6% tip. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Klown 1.0 (@realmyiq2xu) February 25, 2014
Scott Walker caught red-handed!!! Finger painting when he was 4. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Patrick H. (@trogdor8768) February 25, 2014
When confronted by his mother, young Scott Walker admitted to not taking out the garbage. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) February 25, 2014
Scott Walker double dips his chips #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Jeff (@SenseOffense) February 25, 2014
As a child, he violated anti-cookie jar theft regulations. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— SunnyRight (@sunnyright) February 25, 2014
Scott ate his roommate's Ramen in January of 1988 #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Brandon Finnigan (@ConArtCritic) February 25, 2014
Claimed he could believe it was not butter. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Dr. Kanko, カンコカゲ (@kankokage) February 25, 2014
#HuffPoWalkerScandals Walker had a bad case of flatulence on Thanksgiving Day 1984
— 50 Shades Of Statism (@Tomfreeusa) February 25, 2014
Once used footage from a Packers game without the express written consent of the NFL #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) February 25, 2014
#HuffPoWalkerScandals Scott Walker took the stickers off a Rubik's Cube and said he solved it.
— cosmoscon (@gdthomp01) February 25, 2014
Born a white male and never apologized properly. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) February 25, 2014
http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/438165980745703424
Scott Walker listened to a Nickelback song once, and liked it. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Casey Kim (@caseykim12) February 25, 2014
Scott Walker crossed the streams. #HuffPoWalkerScandals #RIPHaroldRamis
— Anthony Abides (@AnthonyAbides) February 25, 2014
Once grabbed the microphone out of an Alpha Beta's hands in front of the whole school #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 25, 2014
Scott Walker nabbed!!! A really big fish, when he was 13. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Patrick H. (@trogdor8768) February 25, 2014
#HuffPoWalkerScandals Went swimming less than 30 minutes after eating when he was 13.
— Brian Rose (@drbtrose) February 25, 2014
Walker cut some kid's hair! #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Mav (@TheMaverick21) February 25, 2014
When Vanilla Ice said 'stop', Walker did not collaborate nor listen #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Jaimie Danger Medley (@JaimieMedley) February 25, 2014
Sold weapons to Mexican drug cartels. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— AG (@AG_Conservative) February 25, 2014
The scandals haven’t stopped in adulthood, either.
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