15 Things That Would Be Different If “Puberty Blues” Was Set In 2015

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1. Instead of endless suntanning, all skin would be slathered with sunscreen first, not baby oil.

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Slip, slop, slap people.

2. No one would rock up to meet their friends at the beach by RIDING A HORSE.

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2015 – we walk, cycle or drive like all other peasants.

3. Any bitch-fight would end up being filmed on someone’s phone.

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And potentially uploaded on Youtube.

4. No guy would ever dare demand that a girl go buy a Chiko roll for him.

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“Don’t take a bite out of it.”

More like, don’t tell me what to do.

5. P.E. would not look like this.

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Those outfits.

6. If any teacher hit a student with a ruler, they’d probably be suspended.

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7. Not to mention, your principal would never ask you whether you’re thinking of having “sexual intercourse”.

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8. And any modern day principal would surely not encourage their female student to finish school and “settle down, marry and have a family”.

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#Goals.

9. This hairstyle would definitely not be considered the norm.

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10. Smoking would not be as widely accepted.

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11. And you would certainly never light up in front of someone’s parents.

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Or bum a cigarette off them. Or smoke inside.

12. Instead of running for the phone to talk to your BF/GF and having to hang up because dinner was ready, you’d be texting the whole time.

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13. If a condom broke or ~disappeared~, the response wouldn’t be “that’s the last time I use one of these bloody things”.

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Nope.

14. Calling someone a “fish-face moll” would not be the first insult in modern day vernacular.

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A shame, really.

15. And girls these days can actually surf without being ridiculed by literally everyone.

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Shocking, right?

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/rack-off-moll

Republicans and Democrats alike have love-hate relationship with Pope Francis

Randall Balmer, Dartmouth College
The visit of Pope Francis to Capitol Hill this week promises to be good theater. It also will lay bare some of the polarities of the political system in the United States.
In the context of American politics, which views everything and everyone in relentlessly… http://www.thecherrycreeknews.com/republicans-and-democrats-alike-have-love-hate-relationship-with-pope-francis/

The Pope’s call to Congress for compassion

Pope Francis’ speech to Congress, as prepared for delivery

Mr. Vice-President,
Mr. Speaker,
Honorable Members of Congress,
Dear Friends,
I am most grateful for your invitation to address this Joint Session of Congress in “the land of the free and the home of the brave.” I… http://www.thecherrycreeknews.com/the-popes-call-to-congress-for-compassion/

Mike Volz, MD, installed as Colorado Medical Society President

CMS President Michael Volz, MD, right, takes the oath of office from Immediate Past President Tamaan Osbourne-Roberts, MD.

Michael Volz, MD, was installed as president of the Colorado Medical Society (CMS) at the organization’s 145th Annual Meeting in… http://www.thecherrycreeknews.com/mike-volz-md-installed-as-colorado-medical-society-president/

Campaign tech geeks convene in Denver this week | CampaignTech West

Denver and Mile High Stadium become ground zero for geeks in politics this week, as the CampaignTech West conference comes to Denver. The conference focuses on the technology of political campaigns, which in recent years has seen drastic upheaval. Once reliant on TV commercials, yard signs and… http://www.thecherrycreeknews.com/campaigntechwest-2015/ #2008, #AllianceBoots, #BarackObama, #BarackObamaPresidentialCampaign, #DaveMcClure, #Facebook, #Google, #PoliticalCampaign, #RepublicanPartyUnitedStates, #SiliconValley, #StephanieHannon

Politico reporter Alex Burns: Maybe the American Family Association is a false flag operation


We hope this speculation (or joke?) doesn’t get Burns in trouble. We all know Politico doesn’t take kindly to controversial tweets by its reporters.

Or maybe Burns simply wants to be removed from the American Family Association beat?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/22/politico-reporter-alex-burns-maybe-the-american-family-association-is-a-false-flag-operation/

Yamaha returns to World Superbike #SBK

Yamaha Motor Europe will make its official return to the World Superbike Championship in 2016 in collaboration with highly experienced partner Crescent Racing and title sponsors PATA. The team will place the new YZF-R1 in the talented hands of 2014 World Superbike Champion Sylvain Guintoli and… http://www.thecherrycreeknews.com/yamaha-returns-to-world-superbike-sbk/

Incredible Dream Machines

Incredible Dream Machines by Greg Jacobs and Tim Godfrey has just been released with only 500 tickets for Incredible University. IDM is open for enrollment to the public and people are already saying that it is changing their lives.

Incredible Dream Machines by Greg Jacobs and Tim Godfrey has… http://www.thecherrycreeknews.com/27128-2/

Kerry — United States will resettle at least 85,000 Syrian refugees

FILE – Children sit under covers as they wait with migrants and refugees near the registration camp in the town of Presevo after their arrival in Serbia, on Sept. 10, 2015. 

 U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said the United States will resettle at least 85,000 refugees in fiscal 2… http://www.thecherrycreeknews.com/kerry-united-states-will-resettle-at-least-85000-syrian-refugees/

What could go wrong? Venezuelan president calls on citizens to voluntarily disarm

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Last year in Venezuela, the government banned private gun ownership — and over 21,000 people were murdered. But acting President Nicolás Maduro doesn’t think self-defense should be a priority for citizens. At a rally yesterday, he called on Venezuelans to surrender their weapons, insisting that only police and the military should possess firearms.

No doubt this will end well:

VIDEO: Venezuelan junior tyrant sounds a lot like American lefties right abt now youtube.com/watch?feature=… #dlrs

— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) March 12, 2013

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Though we clearly haven’t reached this point ourselves, thankfully, Maduro’s words should have a familiar ring.

As blogger Jorge Bonilla notes:

Maybe, just maybe it should give us pause that a budding totalitarian sounds a lot like our lefty gungrabbers shark-tank.net/2013/03/12/vid… #2A

— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) March 12, 2013

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p style=”padding-left:30px”>Maduro’s unvarnished call for disarmament mirrors our own progressive gun-grabbers right here in the good ‘ole U.S. of A, and should deliver a shocking wake-up call to anyone with even the slightest vested interest in defending their Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms.  Maduro doesn’t even bother with hunting and self-defense non-sequiturs, or try to make goofy recommendations á la Shotgun Joe; he goes right to “give me the guns” mode.

Government gun grabbers put the public in more danger, not less.

Hugo Chavez lives on!! Venezuelans asked to ‘voluntarily disarm’ ow.ly/iOO7r #tcot #latism #teaparty #chavez

— EL SHARKO (@THESHARKTANK1) March 12, 2013

A populace unable to defend itself from government tyranny … somewhere, Hugo Chavez is smiling.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/12/what-could-go-wrong-venezuelan-president-calls-on-citizens-to-voluntarily-disarm/