16 Reasons You’d Probably Die At Hogwarts

  1. The Grand Staircase

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Reason: How would you have ever gotten anywhere using these steps? Also, if you get motion sick, I’d imagine you’d spend a lot of time puking…and maybe falling to your death.
Chances of death: Lavender Brown… http://goo.gl/9U3foI

PETA shames first lady for use of real eggs in White House Easter egg roll


As reported at The Grio, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has recorded a video shaming first lady Michelle Obama for using real eggs to host the White House’s annual Easter egg roll. “Michelle Obama, we need to talk” features yo… http://goo.gl/1ts0ZE #EasterEggRoll, #EasterEggs, #MichelleObama, #PETA, #PLASTICEggs, #WhiteHouse

Top 20 reasons why people hate school


We’re confident that 90% of students would agree that school just simply sucks. You’d be hard pressed to find anyone who truly loves school and if you do happen to find one of those nerds they’re likely getting bullied every single da… http://goo.gl/dtjRpK

‘Jeopardy’ superstar claims responsibility for Chuck Grassley’s tweets


As Twitchy readers are well aware, we’ve spent a good chunk of time puzzling over Senator Grassley’s, shall we say, interesting Twitter technique. He’s certainly had us scratching our heads on occasion, but that’s been part of his charm…. http://goo.gl/4sZop9

Master of ethics Chuck Schumer: No, Obama needn’t return Bill Maher’s $1 million


Clown nose on. The New York Post:
Sen. Chuck Schumer says President Obama’s super PAC doesn’t need to give back the $1 million it got from comedian Bill Maher — even if he’s made crude comments about women.
A PAC… http://goo.gl/E21X8f

Consultants to help parents figure out schools?

POT AND SCHOOLS
Colorado doesn’t know yet if legal pot is linked to more student drug use.

KUNC

HEALTHY SCHOOLS
Denver Public Schools is surveying parents to ask them which health concerns are most important to them.

Denver Post

NURSING RAGE
The director of special education in Jeffco… http://goo.gl/as5Xlj

See’s Candies Valentine’s Candies recalled

See’s Company of San Francisco is recalling all 8 oz Classic Red Hearts with Assorted Chocolates with bar code 737666091201 and stamped date L.A.N. 048/15 because it contains undeclared tree nuts. People who have an allergy or severe sensitivity to tree nuts (e.g.: almonds, walnuts, pecans, cocon… http://goo.gl/uy41rG

Janet Mock Named 2015 Rachel B. Noel Distinguished Visiting Professor

 
Metropolitan State University of Denver announces author Janet Mock as this year’s Rachel B. Noel Distinguished Visiting Professor.
 
Founded in 1981, the professorship fosters multiculturalism, diversity and academic excellence at MSU Denver, and brings renowned scholars and artists … http://www.thecherrycreeknews.com/janet-mock-named-2015-rachel-b-noel-distinguished-visiting-professor/
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A Piece of Debris Brings Light to Amelia Earhart’s Disappearance in 1937.

One of the greatest mysteries of the 20th century is the disappearance of Amelia Earhart’s plane. Earhart flew on a historic journey around the equator, and her sudden disappearance has confounded investigators ever since. Investigating parties found clues, made deductions, and created… http://goo.gl/R636Qy #AmeliaEarhart, #Discovery, #Investigation, #Mystery, #NewClue

Obama says he’s sorry people are being dropped from their insurance plans


In an exclusive one-on-one interview with NBC’s Chuck Todd, President Obama said he was sorry to learn that people were receiving cancellation notices in the mail “based on assurances they got from me.” Of course,… http://goo.gl/eFUlC7