‘Enchantment under the Hairplugs’: Joe Biden invited to prom

April 25, 2015 by

http://twitter.com/#!/jlub84/status/468398520517799936
Calling him the “most delightful man in America” a high school student in Connecticut wrote a letter to Vice President Joe Biden inviting him to her prom. Biden declined but he sent her a corsage and invited her to the White House. We haven’t confirmed whether her parents have scheduled her CAT scan yet.
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/468446906252034048
http://twitter.com/#!/DanaBordeaux/status/468448408487723009
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/468437225370181633
The invitation even spawned a hashtag game: #JoeBidenPromThemes.
http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/468526596119203840
http://twitter.com/#!/RobGeorge/status/468529345414578177
http://twitter.com/#!/MuchLuck/status/468533155008233472
http://twitter.com/#!/JoanOfArgghh/status/468532167036112896
http://twitter.com/#!/CrankyGordon/status/468534134583746560
A story like this demands a comment from the official White House bro.
http://twitter.com/#!/TVietor08/status/468435307101446144
Dude. Like totally.

 

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/19/enchantment-under-the-hairplugs-joe-biden-invited-to-prom/

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A Catholic dad’s ‘rules for dating my daughter’ [photo]

April 2, 2015 by

http://twitter.com/#!/CatholicVote/status/481106630785110017
The right-minded Catholic dad was responding to this t-shirt manifesto from a “feminist dad” that went viral in the leftysphere last week:
http://twitter.com/#!/MZHemingway/status/479970901966848000
Can everyone agree on these rules:

1) Leave the grumpy uterus puppets at home.

2) Stay away from the giant marble vaginas.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/23/a-catholic-dads-rules-for-dating-my-daughter-photo/

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Silly rumor of the week: ‘EBT no longer accepted at Walmart’

February 21, 2015 by

http://twitter.com/#!/AskHim/status/478386513667829760
No, not really.
http://twitter.com/#!/OhVickyYuSoFine/status/478199841370431489
“Walmart is no longer taking EBT”? Next we’ll find out that cnn.com.sundaytimesdaily.com is a legitimate CNN website.
http://twitter.com/#!/DoMe_AFlavorPlz/status/478208192196124673
http://twitter.com/#!/OhVickyYuSoFine/status/478208706585575424
But the Twitter rumor mill isn’t about to let a phony-looking URL stop it from spreading the “news” that Walmart is no longer accepting food stamps.

PSA:

EBT NO LONGER ACCEPTED @
WAL-MART!— REAL(est) '91 (@FreeakyLeak) June 15, 2014
http://twitter.com/#!/CooleyBlack/status/478259049650479104
http://twitter.com/#!/ForeverTyeefah/status/478217300018221056
Calling all “hoes”: If Walmart won’t take your EBT card, there’s really no use for you. We read it on Twitter so it must be true:
http://twitter.com/#!/RIPBIGWOO/status/478037037556465664
Back to the shed with the rakes, hoses, trowels and pruners.

Here’s the blurb about Walmart and food stamps that appeared on Sunday Times Daily, a website that allows you to “create your own fake news and trick your friends by sharing it on Facebook, Twitter or any other social network.”

Due to an overwhelming use of fake EBT transactions, Walmart will no longer accept E.B.T. also known as food stamps. Walmart CEO Michael McDonell said that after further consideration Walmart nor Sams Club will accept E.B.T. Food Lion and Harris Teeter said they both are considering the idea …

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Wait a few seconds and the page will load a message telling readers “you were tricked” and “it was just a joke.”

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http://twitter.com/#!/SherRih_/status/478011975746600960
Walmart will happily let you use SNAP benefits to pay for your purchases … as long as you remember your card.
http://twitter.com/#!/Mz_TMG/status/478842285502001152
The company “estimates it rakes in about 18% of total U.S. outlays on food stamps.” Think about it.

And for the record, Mitt Romney never wanted to ban tampons or Instagram.

Related:

EBT card failures cause ‘complete chaos’ at Walmart stores

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/17/silly-rumor-of-the-week-ebt-no-longer-accepted-at-walmart/

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