Keep #Juddmentum going!!/iowahawkblog/status/200242435434098689
So, remember that time Barack Obama lost one out of every three votes to a convicted felon in the W. Va. Democratic primary? Looks like our president has a bona fide opponent! And now that #Juddmentum is in full swing, Federal Inmate No. 11593-051 is gonna need to focus on honing his campaign platform.

Leave it to our favorite evil genius to help get him started.

An hour of extra time in the exercise yard / free infirmary care for all #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Safe, sensible shiv control. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Keep government out of our conjugal visit trailers! #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

A man with unshakable convictions. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

A chicken in every pot, and a file in every cake. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Recommended by 2 out 3 Illinois ex-governors. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

FORWARD – single file #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

A Tunnel to the 21st Century #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Every time he kills a terrorist, he will get another teardrop tattoo. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

He will negotiate a multilateral peace between the Crips, Latin Kings and Aryan Brotherhood. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

Sledgehammer-ready projects. #VoteInmate11593051

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012

And, because that’s just the kind of man he is, Mr. Burge has inspired a host of others to rally to Keith Judd’s cause:

Returning currency to the Marlboro Red standard. #VoteInmate11593051 cc @iowahawkblog

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) May 9, 2012

My nomination is locked up, and so am I. #VoteInmate11593051

— Emile Husson (@emile_husson) May 9, 2012

#VoteInmate11593051 I won't be taking 17 vacations during a recession

— ← scoπ's †wεε† 1776 (@imstudwel) May 9, 2012

Are you better off now than you were 7 1/2 to 15 years ago? #VoteInmate11593051 #Juddmentum

— Kimberly C (@conkc2) May 9, 2012

Hope and chains. #VoteInmate11593051

— NeoKong (@The_NeoKong) May 9, 2012

#VoteInmate11593051 Hey, at least his extortion is aboveboard.

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 9, 2012!/llondo/status/200249120336777216

Yay for crowdsourcing!

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