http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/200242435434098689
So, remember that time Barack Obama lost one out of every three votes to a convicted felon in the W. Va. Democratic primary? Looks like our president has a bona fide opponent! And now that #Juddmentum is in full swing, Federal Inmate No. 11593-051 is gonna need to focus on honing his campaign platform.
Leave it to our favorite evil genius to help get him started.
An hour of extra time in the exercise yard / free infirmary care for all #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
Safe, sensible shiv control. #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
Keep government out of our conjugal visit trailers! #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
A man with unshakable convictions. #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
A chicken in every pot, and a file in every cake. #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
Recommended by 2 out 3 Illinois ex-governors. #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
FORWARD – single file #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
A Tunnel to the 21st Century #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
Every time he kills a terrorist, he will get another teardrop tattoo. #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
He will negotiate a multilateral peace between the Crips, Latin Kings and Aryan Brotherhood. #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
Sledgehammer-ready projects. #VoteInmate11593051
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2012
And, because that’s just the kind of man he is, Mr. Burge has inspired a host of others to rally to Keith Judd’s cause:
Returning currency to the Marlboro Red standard. #VoteInmate11593051 cc @iowahawkblog
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) May 9, 2012
My nomination is locked up, and so am I. #VoteInmate11593051
— Emile Husson (@emile_husson) May 9, 2012
#VoteInmate11593051 I won't be taking 17 vacations during a recession
— ← scoπ's †wεε† 1776 (@imstudwel) May 9, 2012
Are you better off now than you were 7 1/2 to 15 years ago? #VoteInmate11593051 #Juddmentum
— Kimberly C (@conkc2) May 9, 2012
Hope and chains. #VoteInmate11593051
— NeoKong (@The_NeoKong) May 9, 2012
#VoteInmate11593051 Hey, at least his extortion is aboveboard.
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 9, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/llondo/status/200249120336777216
Yay for crowdsourcing!
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/09/keep-juddmentum-going-voteinmate11593051/