It’s Time We Recognized SpongeBob’s “Band Geeks” As The Best TV Episode Ever

                                            <b>&ldquo;Is mayonnaise an instrument?&rdquo;</b>                                                           

<

div id=”buzz_sub_buzz” class=”c suplist_none suplist_list_hide “>

1. SpongeBob SquarePants: It’s not just an AMAZING television show; it’s practically high art.

Nickelodeon

Don Draper and Walter White have nothing on Mr. Squarepants.

2. But out of the HUNDREDS of episodes that have aired, one stands out above the rest. True SpongeBob fans know which one I speak of: “Band Geeks.”

Nickelodeon

It’s a seminal classic.

3. At first glance, it looks like any old episode of SpongeBob. It starts with Squidward playing the clarinet horribly…

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

4. …like, really, really bad. But what else is new?

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

5. But then Squilliam Fancyson, Squidward’s arch-enemy, dials up our favorite octopus and tells him he needs Squidward to take his place as the halftime performer for the Bubble Bowl.

Nickelodeon

It’s like the Super Bowl, but for Bikini Bottom.

6. And that’s when things get SO SO interesting, because Squidward doesn’t have a band! So he has to recruit all the citizens of Bikini Bottom to join in.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

Unfortunately, lit’rally NONE of them are qualified.

7. And Patrick delivers this ICONIC line, possibly the most important in television history.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

8. SRSLY Squidward is in way over his head. It’s DRAMATIC, thrilling stuff.

Nickelodeon

The suspense!

9. Because let’s face it, as bad as Squidward is at playing the clarinet…

Nickelodeon

10. …no one should have handed SpongeBob a musical instrument.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

Or anyone else from Bikini Bottom, for that matter.

11. Things have to get A LOT worse before they get better. RIP, flag-twirlers.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

You KNOW it’s dramatic when some supporting characters die a fiery, disturbing death.

12. And you even feel sorry for Plankton. But not *that* sorry.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

13. Basically, things get really bad.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

14. It’s basically Squidward’s DARKEST hour.

Nickelodeon

SO. DAMN. DARK.

15. Our tentacled friend is basically at his breaking point. You FEEL his struggle.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

16. And then the tension gets to be too much, and this random British fish insults Mr. Krabs… AND EVERYONE EXPLODES.

Nickelodeon

17. Not even the wise words of SpongeBob can save the residents of Bikini Bottom.

Nickelodeon

18. Probably because no one wants to take advice from SpongeBob.

Nickelodeon

19. Thankfully, band practice ends right on time, and the fisticuffs end abruptly.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

NO MORE DEAD FISH thankfully.

20. But the damage has been done. Squidward has been defeated, and he must mope off, hanging his head in shame.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

21. But like a knight in shining squarepants, SpongeBob decides to TAKE CHARGE!!!

Nickelodeon

22. And he launches into one of the most inspiring speeches of the 21st century.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

The speech from Miracle has NOTHING on this.

23. I’m not crying, you’re crying!!!

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

24. Squidward arrives at the Bubble Bowl, and he thinks all hope is lost. But SpongeBob and Co. are THERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

25. Did Beyoncé ever do this? NOPE.

Nickelodeon

26. Look at how intense the Bubble Bowl fans are!!!

Nickelodeon

27. And then… right when the audience (and Squidward) is on the edge of their seats… IT HAPPENS.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

28. The Bikini Bottom Marching Band launches into a ROUSING rendition of “Sweet Victory.”

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

29. Actually, you should probably just watch the full thing here. I’ll wait for you. MAKE SURE TO TURN THE VOLUME WAY, WAY UP!!!

30. ROCK AIN’T DEAD!!!

Nickelodeon

31. Somebody get these guys at Coachella!

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

32. Look at Mrs. Puff SLAY YOUR FAVES!!!

Nickelodeon

33. Squilliam can’t handle the EPICNESS and he has to be carted off in a stretcher. OMG.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

 

34. YAAASS!!!

Nickelodeon

<

div class=”buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit ” id=”superlist_3703782_5133264″>

35. And that’s it: THE BEST EPISODE OF TELEVISION EVER.

          <div class="sub_buzz_content">                                              <div class="rubbable-container">                                                                            &lt;img src=&quot;http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/2/15/enhanced/webdr01/anigif_enhanced-21783-1425329118-2_preview.gif&quot; width=&quot;625&quot; height=&quot;463&quot; rel:fake_photorow=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;width: 625px; height: 463px; left: 0px; top: 0px&quot; rel:bf_image_src=&quot;http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/2/15/imagebuzz/webRead more: <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/samstryker/is-mayonnaise-an-instrument" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.buzzfeed.com/samstryker/is-mayonnaise-an-instrument</a>

24 Signs You’re The Lemongrab Of Your Friend Group

                                            <b>Everything is unacceptable.</b>                                                          

1. You don’t really go in for all that touchy-feely business.

Cartoon Network

2. And you do NOT do well with playful teasing.

Cartoon Network / Via abrahamsykes.tumblr.com

3. You’ve got a flair for theatrics.

Cartoon Network / Via marcys-mareep.tumblr.com

4. Some might say you’re the dramatic one in the group, but it’s just because THEY DON’T GET IT.

Cartoon Network / Via fanatic-fanny-pack.tumblr.com

5. You’re practical about safety, but it doesn’t mean you’re not having fun.

Cartoon Network / Via lemonlumps.tumblr.com

6. In fact, when you turn up, you turn UP.

Cartoon Network / Via weirdoeren.tumblr.com

7. You can’t hide your judgy face, but why should you when everyone around you is being so dumb?

Cartoon Network / Via pyroadventuretime.tumblr.com

8. Your intensity level is at a constant 150%.

Cartoon Network / Via lemonlumps.tumblr.com

9. You’ve been told you aren’t the warmest pen pal.

Cartoon Network / Via ariannarebolini.tumblr.com

10. You, when someone “hilariously” “pranks” you by messing with your phone’s autocorrect:

Cartoon Network / Via lemonlumps.tumblr.com

11. When you finally understand this “joke” everyone seems to be laughing about:

Cartoon Network / Via lemonlumps.tumblr.com

12. When your well-meaning buddy tries to get you to join him in his clean eating phase:

Cartoon Network / Via lemonschweetz.tumblr.com

13. When no one can agree on a place to eat even though you’ve suggested at least three PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE spots:

Cartoon Network / Via weirdoeren.tumblr.com

14. When someone on your crew gets those shoes you’ve been coveting (in your size, coincidentally!):

Cartoon Network / Via ddevotchka.tumblr.com

15. When your friend is getting on your last nerve:

Cartoon Network / Via lemonlumps.tumblr.com

16. When you need alone time:

Cartoon Network / Via pinterest.com

17. When your friends don’t take your tantrums seriously:

Cartoon Network / Via danisnotofire.co.vu

18. When your friends don’t take your advice seriously:

Cartoon Network / Via danisnotofire.co.vu

19. When your friends don’t respond to your texts fast enough:

Cartoon Network / Via danisnotofire.co.vu

20. When your friends don’t love your faves:

Cartoon Network / Via danisnotofire.co.vu

21. Basically, you don’t understand why it’s so hard for everyone else to live up to your totally reasonable standards.

22. And no one even listens to you when you decree your punishments!

Cartoon Network / Via fourandeight.tumblr.com

23. Still, the kindred spirits you’ve found understand and love you.

Cartoon Network / Via to-cut-a-womans-hair.tumblr.com

24. And you tolerate them. You just express it in an…unusual way.

Cartoon Network / Via gnaschery.tumblr.com

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/24-signs-youre-the-lemongrab-of-your-friend-group