1. Good news! You aren’t going to be lonely on Valentine’s day.

2. If you want it, there’s definitely going to be some serious ~sizzle~ in your life.

3. These are the kinds of valentines you can really count on.

4. They’re ready when you are.

5. They’re not afraid to use their words, either.

Let’s be real here, the word “moist” is NSFW.

6. And they’re damn fine.

7. Sure, they can tease you…

8. …but ultimately, they’re tuned in to what *you* need.

9. These valentines aren’t afraid to tell you when they’re in the mood for love.

10. Take your time and get to know one another really intimately.

11. So remember, love is yours.