<b>Because you deserve it hot and steamy.</b>
1. Good news! You aren’t going to be lonely on Valentine’s day.

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2. If you want it, there’s definitely going to be some serious ~sizzle~ in your life.

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3. These are the kinds of valentines you can really count on.

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4. They’re ready when you are.

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5. They’re not afraid to use their words, either.

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Let’s be real here, the word “moist” is NSFW.
6. And they’re damn fine.

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7. Sure, they can tease you…

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8. …but ultimately, they’re tuned in to what *you* need.

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9. These valentines aren’t afraid to tell you when they’re in the mood for love.

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10. Take your time and get to know one another really intimately.

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11. So remember, love is yours.

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