Nicki Minaj accuses TSA ‘perv’ of fondling her

http://twitter.com/#!/NICKIMINAJ/status/222307799890280448

Pop star Nicki Minaj can’t sing a lick (thank goodness for auto-tune), but she sure can complain.  This time the subject of her wrath is a female Transportation Security Administration agent whom Minaj accuses of “fondling” her.  Minaj approvingly linked to a fan’s tweet calling the TSA agent a “perv”:

https://twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/222308687606333444

Then Minaj published a photo of the agent’s back:

https://twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/222310592394964994

TSA (apparently) asked Minaj to put the camera away. Right on cue, the indignant Queen Nicki started sounding like a member of the Libertarian Party:

https://twitter.com/nickiminaj/status/222311787788386304

Surprisingly, she may have a point. TSA policy “does not prohibit the public, passengers or press from photographing, videotaping or filming at security checkpoints, as long as the screening process is not interfered with or slowed down.”

Naturally, Minaj’s fans have got her back:

https://twitter.com/hiiSHAD/status/222314548135346176

https://twitter.com/saleemjourney/status/222313408744263681

https://twitter.com/RomanHiltonSays/status/222312493081575425

https://twitter.com/sports4life646/status/222314585636614146

https://twitter.com/TM_BaisleyBlvd/status/222312771763716098

Starships were meant to fly, but maybe it would be easier for everyone if Minaj takes the bus from now on.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/09/nicki-minaj-accuses-tsa-perv-of-fondling-her/

A Room Full Of Balloons Taught These People How To Work Together.

“Give freely unto others and you’ll receive it back ten fold.” That’s how the saying goes right? (We sure hope so, anyway.) Because after reading this, you’ll want to give all of what you can to others. In the end, that’ll make you happy. We’d completely understand if you wanted to act like Ebenezer Scrooge and spread happiness like you’ve been given a second chance on Christmas Day.

(Source: The Meta Picture) Are you feeling happy yet? It’s amazing that just helping others can be so important when it comes to helping yourself. Please share this unexpected wisdom with others using the button below.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/balloon-room/

John Cusack sees ominous parallels between Obama and Nixon

http://twitter.com/#!/johncusack/status/344445223084101632
A lot of people have been comparing President Obama to former President Nixon lately, and it’s not just evil Republicans doing the comparing.
http://twitter.com/#!/johncusack/status/344456748016492544
Bill Maher seems to be on the same wavelength:
http://twitter.com/#!/billmaher/status/345034090493378560
So is Woody Harrelson.

We agree there are some similarities.

But wait. There is one crucial difference.
http://twitter.com/#!/Carter137/status/343115424369614849
obama zip nixon

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/13/john-cusack-sees-ominous-parallels-between-obama-and-nixon/

Testing Mania, Part 437 Teachers punished when student ‘leak’ test questions

TESTING MADNESS PART II
At least five Colorado teachers have been formally disciplined after students leaked information about the new PARCC exams on social media. Denver Post
A House committee killed the measure that would have legally allowed parents to opt their students out of standardized … http://ednewscolorado.net/2015/05/testing-mania-part-437-teachers-punished-when-student-leak-test-questions/

Libs ridicule ‘Southwestern Commission’ on border security

http://twitter.com/#!/ricardoreynajr/status/296350646146306048
Yesterday’s bipartisan announcement of a immigration reform plan by the Gang of 8 was supposed to be a model of the new, “functioning” Congress. Four Democrats and four Republicans presented a plan that all could support … with certain conditions.

Rubio statement: “I am concerned by the President’s unwillingness to accept significant enforcement triggers…”

— Jim Acosta (@jimacostacnn) January 29, 2013

Rubio: Obama “speech left the impression that he believes reforming immigration quickly is more important than reforming immigration right.”

— Jim Acosta (@jimacostacnn) January 29, 2013

Sen. Marco Rubio made the media rounds last night and today (including a call to Rush Limbaugh) to clarify that some form of measurable border enforcement was necessary in order for the plan to go forward. If the Democrat senators could live with it, it must be reasonable, right?

Not quite. Liberals are already targeting the so-called “Southwestern Commission,” a group composed of “governors, attorneys general, and community leaders living along the Southwest border to monitor the progress of securing our border.” That sounds fair, seeing as those groups have first-hand experience with enforcement of the U.S./Mexico border. Libs aren’t happy with the proposed makeup of the group, though. Take Talking Points Memo editor Josh Marshall, for instance.

Interesting. So turns out Southwest Commission to be made of Rick Perry, Jan Brewer & whoever else lives in SW and is just really angry.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) January 29, 2013

Ah, there we go. Govs. Perry and Brewer are just “really angry.” Maybe they’d be in better spirits if they could get some help from the federal government to secure their borders.

“Daily Show” co-creator Lizz Winstead digs into the “Big Book of Campaign Humour 2012″ to take a swipe as well.

If we have Rick Perry and Jan Brewer on an immigration panel, there will be transvaginal probes at border crossings.

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) January 29, 2013

Does anyone else want to lend their support to this bipartisan plan?

A Southwestern commission will dictate policy and legislation for the entire nation? WTF!!!

— Wayne Dickson (@Babbino) January 29, 2013

“Southwestern Commission” sounds like a thing in a near-future scifi novel right before “the old US” splits up into warring commonwealths.

— socratic (@socratic) January 29, 2013

Jan Brewer & Rick Perry on commission together.Ever been in a meeting where someone is just dumb?Now double that.

— ArrestRoveNow3 (@ArrestRoveNow3) January 29, 2013

You would have to be crazed to give Gov’s Perry, Brewer, etc any control over immigration #gopgonewacky

— humorwrkz (@humorwrkz) January 28, 2013

Where would we be if eradication of slavery had hinged on decisions by a Southern Commission. I don’t have faith in a Southwest Commission.

— raemd95 (@raemd95) January 29, 2013

Liberals have been trying to find some confirmation that the commission will act in a strictly advisory fashion. Who will have power over border enforcement, then? Talking Points Memo managed to track down Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Il.), who passed the ball to the Department of Homeland Security.

Durbin: No, Southwestern politicians won’t have veto power over pathway to citizenship livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/durbin-s…

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) January 29, 2013

Let me — let me clarify this. What we — we haven’t written the section, but what we envision is — is to create metrics, measurements, in terms of progress on border security that could be certified or at least attested to by local officials. But the ultimate decision will be by the Department of Homeland Security. So it isn’t going to be something as generic as safe and secure borders. We’d never agree on that. But metrics, in terms of resources on the border and the impact it has on illegal immigration.

What was that about not having faith in a Southwestern Commission? Looks like we can reach some bipartisan agreement on that, too.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/29/libs-ridicule-southwestern-commission-on-border-security/

Obama on the recession: I’m just forgetful or something; Enter #ObamaForgot

http://twitter.com/#!/ZekeJMiller/status/200708682063937536
No. Seriously. He said that. At a Seattle fundraiser, to people whose funds are very likely affected by the recession.

D’oh!

He remembers how he singlehandedly killed bin Laden with his eyes closed while standing on one leg but forgets about the crippling recession? Pretty neat trick, that.

No way were people gonna let him slip away unscathed:

Pretty easy to forget the magnitude of the recession on Air Force 1, on the golf course, on the Hollywood fundraising circuit…

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) May 10, 2012

Let's give Obama a break. It's easy to "forget the magnitude of the recession" when you are vacationing on the taxpayer dime. Fore!

— Brad Cundiff (@bradcundiff) May 10, 2012

It's easy for Obama to "forget the magnitude of the recession" when he thinks 8% unemployment is moving in the right direction.

— Chris (@forewit) May 10, 2012

Americans don't. RT @PounderFile: BuzzFeed: Obama: "Sometimes I Forget" The Magnitude Of The Recession http://t.co/bjQUc9Tb

— Brittany Cover (@bccover) May 10, 2012

It's easy for Obama to "forget the magnitude of the recession" when he rarely visits rural America.

— Chris (@forewit) May 10, 2012

#SometimesIForget the Magnitude of the Recession, and then the White House chef says we are out of arugula. All the best, @BarackObama

— Jack's Tweet Show (@jackmcoldcuts) May 10, 2012

Hashtag games really are a marvelous thing, as #ObamaForgot beautifully demonstrates:

People leaving workforce havent forgot RT @ZekeJMiller: Obama on recession: Sometime people forget the magnitude of it…sometimes I forget it

— Ryan Williams (@RyanGOP) May 10, 2012

39 mths of 8%+ unemployment #ObamaForgot RT @ZekeJMiller:Obama on recession: Sometime people 4get the magnitude of it..sometimes I forget it

— Ryan Williams (@RyanGOP) May 10, 2012

Median household income -$4300 #ObamaForgot RT @ZekeJMiller Obama on recession: Sometime people forget the magnitude..sometimes I forget it

— Ryan Williams (@RyanGOP) May 10, 2012

#obamaforgot America. RT @gabrielmalor: {No really. Speechless.] "Sometimes I forget the magnitude of the recession" http://t.co/veHsUdRg

— Heather (@hmfearny) May 10, 2012

#Obamaforgot to cut the deficit in half

— AngieMancuso (@Angie_in_Twitmo) May 10, 2012

#obamaforgot that apparently he's supposed to do more than campaign. Presidenting is hard.

— Tabitha Hale (@TabithaHale) May 10, 2012

#obamaforgot To let the Dogs Out. I guess he got hungry

— ← scoπ's †wεε† 1776 (@imstudwel) May 10, 2012

#ObamaForgot because a down economy is merely an opportunity to a "community organizer."

— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) May 10, 2012

#ObamaForgot what Jeremiah Wright said at church.

— Matthew Newman (@MDMRN) May 10, 2012

No, seriously. The economy is pretty much YOUR ONLY JOB. You shouldn't need an alarm for it. #obamaforgot

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 10, 2012

#ObamaForgot to go to his $40,000 per plate fundraiser with George Clooney. Oh wait, he didn't.

— Seanalamadingdong (@seaninsjca) May 10, 2012

#ObamaForgot to take his own advice about Equal Pay for Equal Work http://t.co/3HjFjEfB #tcot #p2 #waronwomen

— Chance Boudreaux (@SgtPolite) May 10, 2012

First, #ObamaForgot Michelle on the airplane. Now, he forgets how much Americans are hurting? Nice.

— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) May 10, 2012

#obamaforgot to close Gitmo.

— Tabitha Hale (@TabithaHale) May 10, 2012

I would like to thank the Gaffe Gods. #Obamaforgot to use his teleprompter.

— Heather (@hmfearny) May 10, 2012

#ObamaForgot about you.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) May 10, 2012

BOOM.


Annnnnd #ObamaForgot is now trending in the U.S. and worldwide.

   

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/10/obama-on-the-recession-im-just-forgetful-or-something-enter-obamaforgot/

Bzzzbzzz… I Is Masquito, They Dont Go To Vet

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Hands In The Air!

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Why Don't You See Penguins In The Uk? Because..

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Brutal! James Woods thinks Obama is ‘Mt. Rushmore level’ and we agree [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/randybruin8/status/503518875716030464
He really is. Actor James Woods took to Twitter for some more truth-telling.
http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/503518541522685952
Bada-zing!
http://twitter.com/#!/JoeDean53/status/503519249999347712
Fox News’ Brit Hume recently saw a similar bright side to Obama’s laser-like focus on teeing off.

Woods wasn’t quite finished yet, though.
http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/503526299265429505
Ouch! We agree too.

Fellow actor and truth teller Adam Baldwin brought it home with an idea for where Obama could fit on Rushmore:
http://twitter.com/#!/AdamBaldwin/status/503584221202759680
Perfect.
http://twitter.com/#!/AFM0455/status/503584470222790656
Related:

‘Crack team!’ Brit Hume finds bright side to Obama’s laser-like focus on golf with one brutal question

Twitchy coverage of actor James Woods

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/24/brutal-youre-about-to-see-why-james-woods-thinks-obama-is-mt-rushmore-level-and-we-agree-photo/